Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

My hair is going Grey Gardens



By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory;
the only object of respect
that can never excite envy.

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I plucked a grey hair out of my eyebrow today
it wasn't just kinda grey
or any form lighter than my natural color
it was super grey
**what the what**
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Looks like I'm going to have to invest in some black gloves
red lipstick
and big ole pearls
because this is the look I'm going to go for

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Parks & Rec + Breaking Bad = Parks and Meth

The boyfriend & I really enjoy watching 
together
we have a pact
*not to watch it without one another*
we only watch one episode at a time on netflix
to prolong the guilty pleasure

So when I came across a tumblr
blending 
with stills from Breaking Bad
I just had to share
It is awesomely hilarous

Via 

Ron: Leslie, what do we do when we get this angry?Leslie: We count backwards from 1,000 by sevens and we think of warm brownies.
— The Master Plan
Ron: Leslie, what do we do when we get this angry?
Leslie: We count backwards from 1,000 by sevens and we think of warm brownies.
— The Master Plan



Wednesday, April 27, 2011

What I'm Reading: Bossypants


So just in case anyone didn't know
is my spirit animal 

I've been waiting for this book to come out
for months
*
Now that I've got my hands on it
I've been trying not too read it all in one sitting
savoring it like a fine wine

This quote kept drifting back to me 
while I lay in bed last night

This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice.
 People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel that
 you are in competition with one another. “You’re up for a 
promotion. If they go with a woman, it’ll be between you
 and Barbara.
” Don’t be fooled. You’re not in competition
 with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
 Also,
 I encourage them to always wear a bra. Even if you don’t 
think you need it, just… you know what? You’re never going to regret
 it. My dream for the future is that sketch comedy shows become
 a gender-blind meritocracy of whoever is really the funniest.
 You might see four women and two men. You might see five men
 and a YouTube video of a kitten sneezing. Once we know
 we’re really open to all the options, we can proceed with
 Whatever’s the Funniest… which will probably involve farts.
- Tina Fey 
Bossypants