*Sass*afras: How to *not* pick up the Bartender

Friday, April 22, 2011

1. Insert "trust fund" into any part of a conversation

2. Take off your shirt to show me your "guns"

3. Tell me your going to give me a big tip and *wink*

4. *wink* at any point and time

5. Insist that I pay attention only to you

Kerr said...: I want to say please tell me someone did not take of their shirt but I am guessing they must have! too funny. and disturbing!; April 25, 2011 at 7:29 AM
Charleston Girl said...: Ha ha...well said. I worked in a DIVE bar in Clemson while in grad school. I have great stories from working there..the pick up lines are definitely the best...especially considering the average age of my clientele was about 60. :); April 26, 2011 at 11:19 AM