Friday, April 22, 2011

How to *not* pick up the Bartender

1. Insert "trust fund" into any part of a conversation 
2. Take off your shirt to show me your "guns"
3. Tell me your going to give me a big tip and *wink*
4. *wink* at any point and time
5. Insist that I pay attention only to you


Kerr said...

I want to say please tell me someone did not take of their shirt but I am guessing they must have! too funny. and disturbing!

Charleston Girl said...

Ha ha...well said. I worked in a DIVE bar in Clemson while in grad school. I have great stories from working there..the pick up lines are definitely the best...especially considering the average age of my clientele was about 60. :)