It's not what you wear - it's how you take it off. ~Author Unknown

So now that I am moving to a new job

One super exciting aspect

is buying clothes

 that aren't considered "barware"

I am going to be able

to spend my money

on clothes that I can wear

beyond slinging drinks

Here are some lovely examples 

of what I want to wear

~right now~

my closet is filled with 

cheapie

black pieces

(that can withstand Jagermeister spills)